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What do you
call a 100 year old ant?
An antique.
What do you
call an ant who likes to be alone?
An independent.
What did
the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
"Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, da,
da, dead ant."
What do you
call an ant who skips school?
A truant.
Why don't
anteaters get sick?
Because they are full of antibodies.
What games
to ants play with elephants?
Squash.
What is the
biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
What kind
of ant is good at math?
An accountant.
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